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 funny jokes, new  very funny joke in hindi

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  • Jis Ka Naam India HaiSanta: Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hen?      Banta: Aray Pagal, Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai      Jiska Naam India Hai,     Baki To Sab Videsh Hai...:-)

                                                  

          

  • Honey Singh to uncleHoney Singh : Uncle! ghar hai, pesa hai, gaari hai,aap 2 joron me larki bhejo,
    larki hui hamari....hindi funny jokes new 
    Uncle : Beta hai, gun hai,talwaar hai, aari,hindi funny jokes new Dobara call keri toPhaar dunga Khopri tumhari....:-p


                                                                       

  • Ek Mandir K Bahar
  • Ek Mandir K Bahar Likha Tha:
  • "Jo Paap Ker K Thak Gaye Hen,
  • Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajayen."

  • Ek Callgirl ny Nichy Apna Mobile No. Likh Diya:
  • "Jo Nahi Thaky Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajaen"...;- P 

                                                            

  • Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun
  • SabjiWala: Madam Ye 500 ka Note Blouse se Nikala Hai Kiya?
  • hindi funny jokes new 
  • Madam: Haan, Per Tumhen Kese Pata?

  • SabjiWala: Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun Abhi Tak Khula Hua Hai..;-p 
                                                       
  • I Will Marry
  • Father: You Should Marry This Girl.
  • She is Kalavati, Gunwanti, and Roop mati.

  • Son: I'll have to Marry My Girlfriend,
  • coz She is Garbhavati...;-p 
                                       
  • Aadat
  • Hindu Husband : Shadi se pehly mere 15 larkiyon k saath

  • affairs thy.

  • Wife : Mujhy pata tha k jab Kundli mil gai hai to

  • Aadaten bhi zarur milti hon gi....:-p
                                                                     


  • Bhootni Tantrik Apnay Ek Bhagt Say :

  • Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.
  • Bhagt :

  • Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,
  • hindi funny jokes new 
  • Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe

  • Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p

  • Bhagt :



  • Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,

  • Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe

  • Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p

  • Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.


  • Bhagt :

  • Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,

  • Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe

  • Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
 
  • Swarg
  • God Ney pOOchha:

  • "Kidhar jaaney ka maangta???

  • Swarg ya narak???"
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  • Maloom q???
  • .
  • .

  • Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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    .

  • Bole to jidhar tum..

  • woich apna "Swarg" hoga....:-p


  • Ghantaa

  • Papa: Kabhi Mandir Bhi Chala Jaya Ker.


  • Beta: Ghantaa!!

  • Papa: Kiyaa..??


  • Beta: GHanta Bajny se Noise Pollution Hota Hai Is Liye Nahi Jata..:-



                                                             

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